Ring*Con 2005: Marko Fergusscinawinic's tragic attempt to travel to Germany
Thanks to Steffie from
Lori-Dungey.de for this transcript. The story is available in the original person-by-person piece and a readable format underneath. If anyone remembers if there were certain words to be used (like passport, maybe), I'd be thankful for every hint.
Marko Fergusscinawinic's tragic attempt to travel to Germany
Lori: It
Mark: was
Lori: a
Mark: fabulous
Lori: morning
Mark: in
Lori: Singapur
Mark: when
Lori: Marko … (some other Marko)
Mark: went
Lori: to
Mark: the
Lori: air
Mark: port
Lori: wanting
Mark: to
Lori: get
Mark: a
Lori: flight
Mark: to
Lori: Germany.
Mark: Yes.
Lori: So
Mark: he
Lori: got
Mark: on
Lori: a
Mark: moving
Lori: walker
Mark: with
Lori: his
Mark: large
Lori: suite … case. So,
Mark: trumbling
Lori: along
Mark: he
Lori: got
Mark: onto
Lori: the
Mark: floor
Lori: and
Mark: proceeded
Lori: himself
Mark: to
Lori: the
Mark: check
Lori: in.
Mark: "Here
Lori: is
Mark: my
Lori: ticket!"
Mark: "Where
Lori: is
Mark: your
Lori: pass
Mark: port,
Lori: Mr.
Mark: Fergus… scinawinic?"
Lori: Marko
Mark: suddenly
Lori: began
Mark: to
Lori: touch
Mark: himself
Lori: in
Mark: obscene
Lori: places. "What
Mark: is
Lori: the
Mark: strange
Lori: thing
Mark: I've
Lori: got
Mark: on
Lori: my
Mark: thigh?" (mmhh)
Lori: (stop it) The
Mark: passport
Lori: person
Mark: said:
Lori: "Give
Mark: me
Lori: your
Mark: phone
Lori: because
Mark: I
Lori: fancy
Mark: you!"
Lori: "Naaah
Mark: no",
Lori: Marko
Mark: declined,
Lori: "I
Mark: want
Lori: to
Mark: go
Lori: to
Mark: Ger
Lori: ma
Mark: na
Lori: y!
Mark: Where
Lori: is
Mark: my
Lori: pass
Mark: port?"
Lori: He
Mark: opened
Lori: his
Mark: grandmother's
Lori: suite
Mark: case
Lori: and
Mark: put
Lori: on
Mark: her
Lori: under
Mark: wear.
Lori: "Those
Mark: look
Lori: fetching
Mark: on
Lori: you!"
Mark: said
Lori: the
Mark: passport
Lori: official.
Mark: "Thank
Lori: you,
Mark: but
Lori: I
Mark: still
Lori: can't
Mark: find
Lori: my
Mark: pass
Lori: port!"
Mark: Just
Lori: then
Mark: I
Lori: saw
Mark: a
Lori: passing
Mark: passport
Lori: seller.
Mark: "Can
Lori: I
Mark: buy
Lori: one
Mark: from
Lori: you,
Mark: Sir?
Lori: And
Mark: here
Lori: is
Mark: my
Lori: money … and
Mark: my
Lori: grandma's
Mark: underwear!" (evil laugh) "It's
Lori: not
Mark: enough!
Lori: I
Mark: need
Lori: more!
Mark: I
Lori: need
Mark: your
Lori: soul!"
Mark: "I
Lori: don't
Mark: have
Lori: a
Mark: soul, Craig
Lori: Parker
Mark: took
Lori: it!"
~The End~
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It was a fabulous morning in Singapur when Marko ... (some other Marko) went to the airport, wanting to get a flight to Germany. Yes. So he got on a moving walker with his large suitecase. So, trumbling along he got onto the flor and proceeded himself to the check in. "Here is my ticket!" "Where is your passport, Mr. Fergus...scinawinic?" Marko suddenly began to touch himself in obscene places. "WHat is the strange thing I've got on my tigh?" (Mmhh) The passport person said: "Give me your phone because I fancy you!" "Naaah no", Marko declined", I want to go to Germany! Where is my passport?" He opened his grandmother's suite case and put on her underwear. "Those look fetching on you!" said the passport official. "Thank you, but I still can't find my passport!" Just then I saw a passing passport seller. "Can I buy one from you, Sir?" And there is my money ... and my grandma's underwear!" (evil laugh) "It's not enough! I need more! I need your soul!" "I don't have a soul, Craig Parker took it!"
The End
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