Ring*Con 2007 - Slashfest
Thanks to
Lhiam for taking the time to write this down.
Mark Ferguson: It's Mark and Craig slashfest!!! Oh yeah... This is as we know *slash*, the romantic stories written about real people, it's RP-Slash. Okay, what we will be doing, we'll be bringing out photographs that were taken between Mark and Craig in their private moments. And one team will start that story, that slash story. Ah this is thirteen okay? Not surfaceful romantic as some of the stories are in real.
Lori Dungey: We're gonna act it out on stage?
Mark: No! Lori Dungey! Do you *want* to act it out on stage?
Jed Brophy: We're right behind you.
Mark: So what happens is they act it out on stage if they like...they're gonna tell the story, talk the story...uh...until the next photo comes up and the other team continues the story. So, Lori you can begin.
Lori: One day Craig awoke and put on his possum-Hosen. He was looking, looking for Mark. "Mark?? Where are you?" He looked up, he looked down, he looked all around...
Mark: Next photo!
Thomas Robins: Meanwhile Mark...Mark had felt incredibly lonely. He had just been caught by the policce and was having a mugshot after doing some very naughty things to several kinds of animals although we cannot go into that now...
Mark: No...
Thomas: He looked...
Jonathan Harding: He looked up to the top of the tree and saw his passport. So he said to Craig, "Craig, if we ever want to travel the road again, we must get my passport."
And he helped him up into the tree so they could continue their travels and hold hands in every land in Europe.
Mark: Next photo!
Jed: And being the wonderful person the possum was, he not only found the passport, but decided that Mark looked quite thin and unhappy and so decided to feed him up on homemade possum pizza. Made in the traditional possum-pizza-baking-way. Down through the ages possums had wooed each other and others with possum pizza with a secret ingredient that made them lust after other specific species.
Lori: And so finally with the tummy full of possum pizza Mark knew that he was happy and he showed his love for Craig by wiping his dirty shoes on his backside. "Yes, I like that," said Craig. "Clean your shoes on my backside!" And so they lived happily ever after.
Mark: Next slide!
Thomas: And the following morning of which we cannot talk about what happened during the night...
Lori: Or act it out...
Thomas: Mark woke up, looked in the mirror and said "I am a something beginning with "T"...superman...
Jed: Tyrant.
Thomas: "...tyrant," he said. "I am Mr Tyrant." However, Craig was actually in this photo, but...
Mark: *choking on laughter*
Thomas: The photo was taken by Treebeard, so it was quite high. He did his best not to laugh and continued to look strong. And he was thinking "Hurry up! Hurry up!"
Mark: Um...you may as well continue with the last one...
Jonathan, I know, no, I think it's you...
Jonathan: After dress-ups and other things were finished for the evening they went out on a boozy night.
Is that actually you? Whoever took this photo is very, very good. And I think if you notice that you can see something up Craig's nose? Oh no, it must be the pixelation.
So they finished, they found their passport and they travelled - this was taken in Monte Carlo on the beach and they're obviously holding hands and things beneath the photo and they seemed very happy though Mark's very...
Mark: And last one!
Jed: However due to eating some rotten oysters on the honeymoon they had together Craig started to feel rather poorly. It was unfortunate Mark had to go to the doctor to find out a cure, leaving the poor unfortunate newlywed Craig on his own, looking like...this. Which was very unhappy for Craig. When he should've been comforted by the cruel and nasty, tyrantical, pizza-eating, dirt-off-wiping, going-on-a-holiday-on-his-own Mark Ferguson.
Lori: And so Mark came home with the medication for Craig which he applied in his nether regions. And they finished up with a good possum-Hosen-slapdance. Naughty, naughty, naughty Craig!
Thomas: And through Mark's pursed little lips like this he was wondering why is Craig so bored? Why is he yawning when I'm spanking him with this lovely yellow jandal? Was he asleep? What was going on through Mark's mind except "I hope this continues forever. I don't care how tired he is." That says near Harad nearly down the bottom which is a bit of a worry.
Mark: And that was the last photo and that was basically what Craig got for not coming to Ring*Con.
Updates
A
new version of the Ring*Con programme is online, not too much has changed. (
08.09.2010)
Uploaded a video clip of the press conference to the
audio/video section. Please be aware that it's quite big and please right-click and "Save as ...". More to follow. (
05.09.2010)
The
transcript now has pictures, too. (
05.09.2010)
I've added the rest of the press conference
transcript, have fun with that ;) (
05.09.2010)
Finished the first part of the actual Ring*Con 2009 press conference
transcript. I've removed the available fragments, but they will be available bit by bit again, in their right order then. (
05.09.2010)
One last part of the
press conference for today, fragment 9 this time. (
04.09.2010)
21 screencaps from Sons and Daughters
episode 150. (
04.09.2010)
Added yet another piece to the
Ring*Con 2009 press conference transcript, Fragment 8 this time. (
04.09.2010)
Added two pictures from
Collectormania GMEX (2006), courtesy of
Loreley_se. (
04.09.2010)
I've added pictures to the
work section where available but not yet used, and split it into a bunch of pages which should be easier to navigate now, it got too much for just one page. (
01.09.2010)
I've added another Fragment to the
Ring*Con 2009 Press Conference Transcript (Fragment 7). I'm sorry this takes so long, it's just a lot of work. (
01.09.2010)
Added some infos on the
15 Years of Shortland Street celebration (2007) as well as some
pictures of that. (
30.08.2010)
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Day tickets for Ring*Con 2010 are now available on
their website now, 40 Euro each for Friday and Sunday, 49 Euro for Saturday. Weekend tickets are available from 90 Euro. (
29.08.2010)
New
stats. (
29.08.2010)
40 screencaps from
Sons and Daughters episode 40. (
29.08.2010)
A bigger version of a previously available
picture from Amazing Extraordinary Friends. (
21.08.2010)
Added infos on another MC job Mark did:
Local Government Unlimited Conference (2003). (
21.08.2010)
Three more
Quotes, the first three on the page. (
21.08.2010)
16 screencaps from
episode 148 of Sons and Daughters. (
21.08.2010)
Two more
promotional shots from Sons and Daughters in the gallery. (
21.08.2010)
This year's Ring*Con published the first version of their program, which is available
at their website. (
21.08.2010)
8 screencaps from Sons and Daughters
episode 146. (
15.08.10)
4 screencaps from a
Shortland Street episode (last four). (
09.08.2010
Mark did a Voice Over (year unknown) for a
Castrol Magnatec Radio Commercial. (
09.08.2010
New
stats. (
06.08.2010)
This website has a mention of Mark's voice overs for Power Rangers, including pictures of is characters - and many other well known faces, too. (
06.08.2010)
16 screencaps from Sons and Daughters
episode 143. Unfortunately they are rather small, but the video itself is incredibly small and I cannot make the caps bigger without sacrificing too much quality. (
01.08.10)
Another new
Affiliate,
Tom Felton EU. (
26.07.10)
21 screencaps from Sons and Daughters
episode 141. (
25.07.10)
Some new
stats. (
25.07.10)
Thanks to Steffie from
Lori-Dungey.de, I can now offer you a transcript of a piece Mark's improv work:
Marko Fergusscinawinic's tragic attempt to travel to Germany. (
25.07.10)
Another new
Affiliate,
Phelpsaholics. (
23.07.10)
A new
Affiliate:
The Twilight Lounge. (
23.07.10)
15 screencaps from Sons and Daughters
episode 140 (from the second picture on). (
20.07.10)
Some new
stats. (
18.07.10)
I am extremely busy with work at the moment, therefore Updates are a little rare, sorry. I'll try to get some more things online ;) For now, 11 screencaps from Sons and Daughters
episode 139. (
11.07.10)
5 screencaps from Sons and Daughters
episode 138. (
20.06.10)
Uploaded a detail page on
Happy Birthday To You (2000). (
20.06.10)
Added infos on
Ring*Con 2010 and added it at 'Appearances'. (
20.06.10)
20 screencaps from Sons and Daughters
episode 135. (
20.06.10)
Mark will be at Ring*Con 2010 in Bonn, Germany, this time even as the MC of the event! Congratulations to that job, Mr. Ferguson! Details on the event (15th to 17th of October) will follow once I am settled. (
14.06.2010)
I'm in the process of moving house and therefore won't be able to update much the next week or so. After this, it should be business as usual ;) Until then - 29 screencaps of
Sons and Daughters, episode 133. (
11.06.2010)
Added infos on Mark's MC jobs at
Thrive throughout the years. There are two pictures
in the gallery, too, from 2003 and 2005.
39 screencaps from
episode 132 of Sons and Daughters. (
04.06.10)
New
stats. (
04.06.10)
And the last bunch of
icons, from Xena today. (
04.06.10)
Some new
icons again, this time from Sons and Daughters. (
29.05.10)
28 screencaps from
episode 131 of Sons and Daughters, from the second picture on. (
23.05.10)
NZOnScreen now has
a detail page about Dead Certs whith a clip from the movie, unfortunately not the part with Mark in it. (
23.05.10)
15 screencaps from
episode 130 of Sons and Daughters. (
16.05.10)
One new
icon from Shortland Street. (
16.05.10)
25 screencaps from
episode 129 of Sons and Daughters. (
09.05.10)
Infos on
Choppers Squad, a TV series from 1979 in which Mark had a guest role. (
09.05.10)
One edited and some new bullets under
'Did you know ...?', sources are different interviews, panels and such. (
09.05.10)
26 screencaps from
episode 128 of Sons and Daughters.(
07.05.10)
NZOnScreen now has a page about Orange Roughies, in which Mark had a guest role in a later episode. (
07.05.10)
40 icons from Ring*Con. (
07.05.10)
Some new
Affiliates:
SarahSilverman.org and
DanielRadcliffe.tk. (
02.05.10)
Mark seems to be on set for a new movie at the moment, you can find
the infos on Girl Meets Boy here. (Thanks to Melli!) (
02.05.10)
9
Icons in 100x100 from miscellaneous sources. (
02.05.10)
Some infos on a
National Geographic Channel Documentation Mark narrated in 2004 (third item). If you know more about this: I am thankful for any hint ;) (
02.05.10)
5 screencaps from
episode 126 of Sons and Daughters. (
02.05.10)
Some infos on the
Top Shop Awards Mark was an MC at in 2008. (
02.05.10)
2
Icons in 100x100 from Elf Fantasy Fair, the last two under 'Conventions'. (
02.05.10)
4 screencaps from
episode 125 of Sons and Daughters. (
02.05.10)
40
Icons in 100x100 from different Ring*Cons. (
25.04.10)
7 screencaps from
episode 123 of Sons and Daughters. (
25.04.10)
A new
Link:
Mark @ TheOneRing.net. (
25.04.10)
7 screencaps from
episode 121 of Sons and Daughters. (
25.04.10)
Some promo videos for the official Ring*Con 2009 DVD have been released, some of them also feature Mark:
Autograph Session,
Workshops and
Impressions. (
11.04.10)
The second bunch of Lena's pictures from
Ring*Con 2009 (from 4th row, 3rd picture to the end) are online, as well as infos on some
training at the NZ Performing Arts School Mark has given. (
09.04.10)
Added the first bunch of Lena's pictures from
Ring*Con 2009 (from 5th row, 3rd picture on) and some infos on the
RSVP and Nexus Awards 2008 Mark was the host of. (
04.04.10)
I almost missed it, but - mark-ferguson.info had it's first birthday in March. Yay! And I've added some more screencaps from "Sons and Daughters", this time episode
120. (
02.04.10)
Well, make it some more days ... sorry, been busy with work and stuff. But I'm back now and uploaded screencaps of several "Sons and Daughters" episodes -
115,
116,
117,
118 and
119. (
01.04.10)
A pictures-only update today, before I am off for the next 10 days for a holiday in Hamburg and London. Yay! Anyway, uploaded the last bunch of Mimms
Ring*Con 2009 pictures (from 4th row, 3rd picture on) and screencaps of
episode 114 of Sons and Daughters. (
12.03.10)
I've uploaded screencaps from
episode 113 of Sons and Daughters and some new
stats. (
09.03.10)
The march issue of the german magazine "Tv Serien Highlights" has a two page article about Ring*Con 2009, also mentioning Mark and Craig Parker as the "dynamic elven duo" who, together with Lori Dungey show that many people come only for their show. Well said, dear magazine ;) Other than that, I've uploaded some screencaps from
episode 112 of Sons and Daughters (from second picture on). (
04.03.10)
And how could I (almost, it's still the 28th here) forget that? Happy Birthday, Mr. Ferguson, to your, err, 29th birthday! (
28.02.10)
Added infos on a
Schmooze Event (2003) Mark hosted and finally, finally, some bits and pieces of the
Ring*Con 2009 press conference, more to follow. (
28.02.10)
Added infos on
Ladies Night (with a
picture in the gallery) and
20 Years Entertaining NZ, also
with pictures. (
26.02.10)
And yet another update, this time some new
statistics and some more pictures from
Mimm's Ring*Con 2009 pictures (from 4th row, 4th picture on). (
22.02.10)
The second part of the
Best of Both Worlds 22 pictures are now uploaded (from fifth row on) and I've added some infos on the
Nestlé Conference (2002, second but last entry in the "Business & MC'ing" category. (
21.02.10)
Sorry for not updating, I've been sick for a while. Anyway - I've added Lhiam's
Ring*Con 2009 pictures (from second row on) and some infos on Mark's role in
The Lord of the Rings. (
20.02.10)
I've uploaded some more pictures from
Ring*Con 2009 (2nd row, 2nd picture to the end), this time from Mimms. (
10.02.10)
The second part (the last eight) of the
Wallpapers from Ring*Con 2009 are online. (
07.02.10)
And yet another update ;) Added infos on
Hyundai Celebrity Ski and Snowboard Race (2003) as well as the last bunch of
Ring*Con 2008 DVD caps (third row, fifth picture to the end). (
05.02.10)
I've added infos on
Born To Be Big and
ASB Classic, (both 2002). (
04.02.10)
Just a quick update with some new
stats. (
31.01.10)
There are three new
Affiliates:
MissDemi.net,
FrodoForever.com and
JuicyFlaless.org. (
30.01.10)
Added a picture to the
gallery. (
25.01.10)
There might be a possibility for an extra Kiwi Ring*Con 2009 DVD with the Kiwi's panels and maybe more. There aren't enough votes yet for the DVD to be really made, but you can help with
voting in the official poll here (you have to be a member of the board, unfortunately, but joining is super easy) or send an e-mail to me (
webmaster@mark-ferguson.info) or Steffie (
webmaster@lori-dungey.de, who's gathering votes for Lori-Dungey.de) with your Name and your town and that you'd buy the DVD. Every single vote counts! (
24.01.10)
Added infos about a
radio spot for the Auckland City Mission and some
pictures from the BOBW 21 Convention, again thanks to
Peter Fallon. (
23.01.10)
There's a german Special about Ring*Con 2009
right here, complete with pictures and videos. (
17.01.10)
What a busy week with no time for any updates ;( Anyway - added infos on
The Xena Scrolls (1996) as well as the first bunch of pictures from the
Best of Both Worlds 22 Convention, thanks to
Peter Fallon. (
15.01.10)
Added new
stats. (
10.01.10)
The rest of Nicky's
Ring*Con 2008 pictures now is online (from 2nd but last row, 2nd but last picture on). (
08.01.10)
Added infos on
Scared Scriptless (1999), a show which Mark not only was the host of but also (co-)produced. (
07.01.10)
There's another bunch of Ring*Con 2008 DVD screencaps, to be found
here (from second but last row on). Yes, Mark is on it quite a lot ;) (
04.01.10)
I've uploaded a page with infos on the Xena episode
Past Imperfect (1999), screencaps of this can be found at the
gallery. (
03.01.10)
Nicky send in some pictures from Ring*Con 2008, they can be found
here (from 2nd picture on). (
02.01.10)
Uploaded infos on Mark's appearance in the Xena episode
Remember Nothing (1996). (
01.01.10)
Updates from 2009
